?Classics? of power metal #12: ANCIENT BARDS - The Alliance Of The Kings (2010), upon further review
There's a moment in "Farewell My Hero" in which everything changes. What seemed to be one story becomes another, one much greater. Using nothing but a change in tenses, * Daltor transforms from world's guiding light to martyr. The way his drawn out death serves a springboard to let the others rise up, is one of those celebrations of the human spirit that you can only... ... okay, no; I cannot keep a proverbial straight face while typing that. This is some silly-ass shit right here, and I am fundamentally incapable of getting into it. Return to fucking Sendor ** . Of all the power metal records with deeply embarrassing lyrics, The Alliance Of The Kings is very much one of them. I don't bounce off all of them quite so hard, though. It's worth asking what it is about Alliance that keeps me from meeting it halfway. I mean, this is a series of rambles about power metal, a subgenre in which embrace of goof...