The Benja-man Is Verbose

Past exposure to this band/record : I don't think any. A few years ago I did listen to a then-new symphonic power-prog record with a lot of guest vocalists.  I remember that whatever band put out the record was a legacy act, pretty well respected, and that I was struck by how song after song seemed to have the right elements yet never once grabbed me. What I no longer have even the slightest memory of is the name of that band or that record.  Since the name "Avantasia" probably didn't mean anything to me back then, I can't say that it definitely wasn't them. But, anyway, as far as I know , I've not listened to Avantasia before.   Fun with names :  As best as I can tell, the official name of the band is "Avantasia" rather than "Tobias Sammet's Avantasia," despite what's on the album cover.  While we're at it, it might be worth noting that coming in, I know Tobias Sammet only through reputation.  His work is a big back bo...

If a record for as established an artist as Zevon doesn't even get included except as an "album series" inclusion on one of my streaming services, it's gotta be minor work, right?  And if it flopped hard enough to drive its singer out of the mainstream for what seemed like it'd be forever, it's gotta be really minor work, right?  Well, let's find out. Track One:  "The Envoy" Well, the way the song comes in drowned in synthesizers immediately dates the song and the record that bears its name.  I like what "The Envoy" is going to with its tribute to the kind of superhero diplomat who, well, doesn't usually get his own rock song.  I'm a little torn between wishing the chorus were more than "[verb] the Envoy," and moments when it gets stuck in my head.  I do wish the song weren't so overproduced and... busy.  And I wish it had a third verse instead of the first one again.  Pretty good overall, though.   Tra...

Past exposure to this band/record :  I am already familiar with The Dark Ride .   I sometimes imagine what Helloween listeners thought when after a short intro track, The Dark Ride provides a song called "Mr. Torture."  The track is built around a very down-tuned almost nu-metal riff whilst the singer growls about a theater of pain.  This is Helloween?  And then the chorus gives a gruff soaring melody about... wait, did he say "just pick up your phone?"  Hypothetical listener's eyes and ears open in disbelief, requiring a few minutes' worth of lyrics like "y ou can catch him on his website/ Has a livechat every weeknight" to properly register and process what the song is actually about, and another few minutes to figure out whether they like or hate it.  The band has always had a goofball sense of humor, but the jokes aren't usually twisted in quite this way.  What just happened here? That's not really a realistic narrative, though.  Mayb...

I've been blogging about Eluveitie's particular brand of quirk (and incredibly belatedly learning the band's ma s termind's name) for over a year now.  Reviewing a brand-new record at the same time the rest of the world is processing it can't help but feel a little different.  In theory it should be the same.  I mean, for me it's only been six months or so without new Eluveitie, rather than over five years.  And in theory, none of that should have any bearing on Ànv , whose strengths and weaknesses will be the same five years from now as they are now.  I'll try to review it like any other record. Track One:  "Emerge" ...And out of the darkness emerges a tune, carried by folk instruments first and then guitars hit.  Well, as they do.  Bog-standard intro that does exactly what one expects. Track Two:  "Taranoías" Damn, this song is so close to having me that it's heartbreaking every time.  The way the violin figure from "...